This is for a contest at the aweome group, #SixWordStories. The contest is the Around the World in 80 Days Contest, and it's supposed to be a bit humorous, so I quickly came up with this. I'll probably think of something better later in time of course, but oh well If you want to check out the contest, here it is [link]
Good luck to everyone else (even though I don't think mine will win )